Women are like apples. The most delicious ones hang from the very top of the tree. Most men don’t want to climb the tree for the delicious apples, because they’re afraid of falling and hurting themselves. Instead, they gather the fallen apples on the ground, which aren’t as good, but very available. Because of this, the apples on top of the tree think that there’s something wrong with them, when in reality THEY’RE MARVELOUS. They just need to find patience and wait for the person who won’t be afraid to climb to the top of the tree.